What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?